My Word Fetish

Wednesday Ramblings

April 15th, 2009 by Bewinged

It’s been a while since I last posted…. I’m blaiming too much porn-surfing reasearch of the porn industry.
Ohwell, I’m not gone though…

There’s one type of ads I’m starting to get tired off now (You know, after all my reasearching).. According to all the dating ads about 80% of the population’s needing someone special in their life…
If you’ve been around a while, I’m sure you’ve ran into a dating ad or two as well…. And maybe you’ve seen someone looking like you’ve seen them before….. Yeah…. there are a lot of fake ads out there….. And sometimes I just have to chuckle a little when i spot a major porn star “living in my area” … I mean why the fuck would Crissy Moran move to the middle of nowhere…

Those ads just make me laugh, and honestly….. I wonder how many fall for that…… They do know all the hotties in “their area” are fake, right ??

Some dating profiles makes me laugh, because they’re just plain stupid… This video profile made me laugh too….. twice… But in a good way…. It was refreshing…
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After the wardrobe disaster, the video above was just what the doc would order…..
In my last post i mentioned my itsy bitsy leather fetish….. (And I’m not alone getting turned on by leather… The lady with the sexy voice admits she does as well. Yay!! )
…and today I found my beloved leather pants in the back of my closet….. These are not any leather pants, they are the ones I fell in love with when I was 17, and bought with money I should be using for something a lot more important…. (Nothing could have bought me as much fun as the pants did though…) And they did draw a lot of attention in my wilder years… (Dancing on the bar gets you attention, dancing on the bar in sexy leather pants gets you a lot more)

Well, these pants had a perfect fit…… Made me feel real good every time i wore them…….
And now…… I can’t even get them up to my ass….. Not to think about getting them past my ass where they’re supposed to be….
I have to realise…. I’m not 20 anymore…….

Ana’s not 20 either, but my guess is she’s getting laid like she was….. At least now when her hubby is home for a while… I’m sure she’ll tell us all about it ;)
BTW….. If you’ve got shares in Duracel….. don’t sell them…… the down period will fix itself when Ana’s alone again …..

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  1. Ana Says:

    Actually, folks, the local battery sales will spike right before hubby ships back out … he intends to buy me another case of ‘em before he leaves.

    And hubby still says “NO video!” so y’all will have to wait on that idea still…

  2. Planeteer Says:

    The good news is that Lindsey Lohan is at least starting to have a sense of humor about herself. That will serve her well. I mean, look at Shatner. He’s made a career out of being a parody of himself. You’re never sure if he’s being serious, or funny, or if his ego really is that big. :)

    I will say this though, I can believe that Chrissy Moran would move to your neighborhood…just to be near you!

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